My Prize Pick of the Day ... 27/09/07

Freckles? - m4w - 44
Date: 2007-09-27, 5:39PM BST

Aren't there any freckled-bottomed women out there for laughing sex on a chilly autumn day?

If you have freckle-proving picture I guarantee a reply!

[I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel now, but I DID promise you a prize pick ...]

Who'd have thought ...

I got a text from Patrick yesterday. How odd. He obviously didn't realise that his last bridge was burnt with THAT unnecessary email ...

In other news, I'm fully enjoying having my Daniel back in all possible ways. So much so that I'm thinking about turning off my profile on AdultFriendFinder temporarily. Yes, I know you're probably thinking that that's just crazy talk, but I'm being serious. Plus, I figured what with the title of this blog, I have been neglecting what used to be my home away from home lol. Then again, that's just because of the disappointments I've had ... I mean, why do men who are no more than 5'8" claim to be "tall"?! In oompa loompa land maybe, but not in the real world ... or not in MY real world, I should say. But don't worry guys. I'm not going all soft and domestic on you. I'm sure this will be a passing phase till my next conquest comes along.

Speaking of conquests, I was chatting with a friend earlier this week and, as it always does, the conversation turned round to sex and what constitutes an acceptable number of "partners". She thought 10, I thought, "Fuck, I passed that point a looong time ago!" I sometimes wonder if that bothers me. I mean, there aren't that many people (let alone females) in their twenties who truly don't know how many people they've slept with. Then again, I've never had an STD or a pregnancy scare, I always use a condom, I get myself checked out twice a year and I'm pretty honest with anyone I'm even thinking of shagging, so I can't be doing THAT badly. I might book myself a session of penance though, just to be on the safe side (would love to see how a priest would react to the stories I have to tell! THAT would definitely be a hidden camera moment! lol)

Well, I shall stop my aimless rambling now. I promise to have a Prize Pick at some point this week, so keep your eyes peeled ...

There wasn't a hope in hell!

So much for keeping my mouth and legs shut! That didn't work out too well for me though, to be fair, I simply revisited some old "friends". I had a bet going with Royal Marine Guy that I wouldn't touch the DDS for the whole time Daniel was away. For those who don't know what that means, it stands for "Drink, Drugs and Sex". So how'd I do?

Abysmally! I managed till Friday last week but a pal's leaving do at work put paid to my self-grown halo. The Drink got me, The Drugs got me (though I'm now starting to think that maybe a joint doesn't count ...) but I managed quite well on The Sex. A drunken kiss and fumble does not a sexual encounter make!

So, by Friday night, the scores were as follows:

Royal Marine Guy - 2.5 : Citygal - 0

(apparently, a kiss and a fumble counts as 0.5 ...)

The Sex got me on Saturday when I innocently suggested meeting up with Mark for a drink. We went to a great bar called Loungelover in east London. What kept me amused the whole evening was some guy blatantly trying (and, at the same time, failing) to flirt with Mark who, at one point, bent over so low that his trousers left nothing to the imagination! Tres hilarious! Aaanyway, somehow I ended up back at Mark's place and ... you know the rest. This time I stayed over which I really really NEVER do! A combination of pleasant exhaustion and not wanting to go back to an empty house and an empty bed, methinks.

So, by Sunday morning, the scores were as follows:

Royal Marine Guy - 4 : Citygal - 0

(yes, sex with Mark counted as a definitive 1.5 ...!)

The Sex almost got me (again!) on Monday night when I agreed to meet up with a guy I'd exchanged emails with on AdultFriendFinder - as he was Irish, I'll go with stereotypes and call him Patrick*. Patrick, would you believe it, sent me a really cute, obviously posed pic. Nothing wrong with that, though I figured him being 35, the pic must have been taken a fair while back. Again, nothing wrong with that, except that an hour before we were due to meet up, a message popped up on my phone from Patrick entitled "A more recent pic ...". Let's just say the person in this pic bore absolutely no relation to the person in the first. And you guys think it's only us girls that lie! Still kept up our "date" at my local pub. Why? Because the real pic wasn't half bad. But by then I'd already decided that nothing was going to happen. There's nothing I hate more than being misled! Sent him an email to that effect after our "date" to which he responded that ... oh fuck it, I'll just paste the email below:

Hi xxxxxx
You don't do texts??? It would have been easier than logging on to this site! Well your formula for ending things remains the same, the Adult FriendFinder route, lol.
There are reasons for most things and I did explain my reasons, which were legitimate in my view and I've no regrets. I'm not ashamed of what I look like at all, my dimple is enough, lol.. its the site thing, if I'd had an email addy or phone number then you would have got the 2nd photo first [ed - he could have sent the real picture to my email inbox on AFF from the start so no excuse!]. You were not misled and you are more than capable of saying no to a meet before I got on a train. Misled is Mr short,fat and married with a beard turnig up!
Did enjoy meeting you and making you laugh so again, no regrets, not sure if I would have slept with you though, which is why I was not even going to be cheeky and suggest going home with you the other night. Not that you aren't attractive, more the contrary, your the sort I would fall for totally.
Take care and hope you find some happiness, you don't strike me as someone very happy, and thanks for indulging my stories and yarns.
Yesterday I thought of watching a xxxxxxx movie with you and we both laughing...of all things, rather than me thinking of you standing there wearing nothing but heels and baby oil...that is a huge compliment by the way.....like I say, there are reasons for things happening or in this case not happening.
Glad you got home safe anyway x

You get the gist ....

But don't worry, the week did end on a positive note. Met up with Royal Marine Guy for a meal [again, at my local] on Wednesday. The poor staff there must think I'm such a _____ (you fill in the blank!). After the meal, we got ourselves a room at a local hotel and ... again, you know the rest.

So, by Thursday morning, the scores were as follows:

Royal Marine Guy - 4.5 : Citygal - 0

(RMG gets half a point deducted for scoring an own goal!)

Exhausting week, n'est-ce pas? It's been tiring enough typing it all! So now, I'm off to enjoy the weekend with Daniel. Enjoy your weekend(s)! x

All by myself .....

Daniel's gone bye-bye so at home all on my lonesome. Very sleepy but don't want to go to bed just yet. Been playing around on cam on AFF for a while - and by "playing around", I mean reading the most ridiculous messages a lot of guys seem to send me and laughing my head off!

No plans for the weekend yet, though they might involve Royal Marine Guy at some point - doing my bit for my country and all before he gets posted to Afghanistan. I feel terribly noble! lol. Maybe I should give Craig a call as well - after all, he is finally single now. Or Mark - though haven't spoken to him in a while.

Aaaargh, who knows? Maybe I just need to keep my legs (and mouth!) shut till Danny boy returns. That would be a novelty well worth trying ....

Tired

So the same old Fever thing went down last night. Saw a few people we knew, met some new ones. Played around a bit, but didn't end up going back with anyone. What I can say definitively is that I think I have officially had my fill of Fever.

[Though, knowing me, I'm liable to change my mind at the gentlest persuasion ... ]

Off to Fever ...

About to leave the house in the next few minutes avec Daniel for the Fever Open House. Not sure I'm looking forward to it that much - it'll probably be the same old faces (old being the operative word!) lol. Had a few couples recognise me at the last one from my profile on AdultFriendFinder (tres scary!). I remember one of the couples didn't approach me that night but sent me a message on AFF the following day, asking if I'd seen them and if I'd like to meet up. I have to say, to save their feelings, I pretended I'd been so drunk that I hadn't seen or recognised them - which. as you might have already guessed, was a complete and utter lie! I HAD seen them and, unfortunately, there was no way I was going anywhere near the female of that couple, no matter how much of a "novice" she was. I don't do pity cases!

Ok, being bitchy again lol. I should stop and leave now. Will let you know how it goes upon our return ...

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 06/09/07

Ballbusting fascination - m4w - 50
Date: 2007-09-06, 3:22PM BST

Have had recent fascination with ballbusting (girls maltreating mens' nether regions - mostly VERY severely) and want to try it (but starting gently!!!!!!!! as I have no idea what I can take!) Need girl to kick me barefoot in the bare balls - starting gently, but increasing until I end up curled up on the floor - may take only a couple of shots - may take a few. I just don't know. I'm a reasonably decent looking guy - pleasant, clean,cultured with a strange obsession. Need someone to cure me of it. Ideally I'd like a slim, small lady to do this - the more vulnerable looking the better somehow.

F*ck RMT!! F*ck the lot of them!

How naive was I to think that the tube strike wouldn't affect me?! Could barely get a spot on the train to and from work - it was that packed! Work was no better. No, it wasn't packed. I just have to deal with lazy managers that are stupid as f*ck!

All in all, this week isn't shaping up to much. As for the responses to my ad on Craigslist, let's just say I won't be responding to any of those responses any time soon.

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 03/09/07

Tube strike - m4w - 41
Date: 2007-09-03, 12:45PM BST

Would anyone like to make the best of the tube strike tonight or tomorrow? I am a good-looking, fit City professional with a lovely river-view flat -- no tube required. Drinks, a nice dinner, and somewhere to stat [sic] tonight, walkable to the City tomorrow morning!

[You have to love the creativity of this post - pity I only use the overland rail to get to work ... ]

New ad

Daniel's away for a while in the next couple of weeks, so impulsively decided to post an ad on the Craigslist London Casual Encounters page. If you'd like to see it, I've included the link here and pasted it below.

Possible possibilities - w4m - 23
Reply to: pers-411597319@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-01, 7:45PM BST

Will be at a loose end in one of the coming weeks and looking for someone to keep me company.

My stats: F, 23, 5'4", 8 (not my shoe size!), very attractive with a great body, solvent, well-spoken and very polite when in public, a complete and total _______ in private (you fill in the blank).

Your stats: M, 20 - 35 (no exceptions!), 5'10" and above, (couldn't care less about your shoe size, just don't be a trainer-wearing "hoodie"), very attractive with a great body, solvent, not attached, well-spoken and very polite when in public, a complete and total ________ in private (I'll fill in that blank).

Face pics appreciated and prioritised (if I like what I see and read, you'll get one in return). Dick pics, pic-collectors, spelling mistakes/grammatical errors and "one-liners" aren't.


We'll see how it goes. So far, I'm not holding out much hope ... but at least I've had a couple of laughs. Maybe you'll get to see/read what tickled my funny bone in the next few days ...

P.S. - In case you didn't notice, I've also included the anonymous Craigslist email address assigned to me. If any of you think you can do better than most of the men on there, then you're more than welcome to try your luck!