Dinner and an unforgettable night out

I've only just recovered from what proved to be an eventful Fever Open House. It was held in a gorgeous riverside bar in Chelsea and the partner (Daniel*) and I got to have dinner in the yummy restaurant below. There were other couples having dinner as well and we had massive fun trying to guess which ones would later be proceeding to the private upstairs bar and sneaking glances towards the stairs to check out those who weren't in the mood for dinner being enthusiastically led upstairs.

All in all, it wasn't a bad night. By the time we were done with dinner and went up, there were close to 150 people already there, all extremely attractive. Having gone to the previous Open House in central London sans the partner (who was away on business), I recognized a couple who had also been there and spent a while chatting with them. However, Daniel gave me a nudge - our signal that he wasn't "interested" - and we made our excuses and sidled away towards the bar.

After introducing ourselves to a few others, we got chatting to a couple, Jon* and Lisa*, that had also been downstairs in the restaurant and ended up hanging with them most of the evening. The attraction was fairly mutual. I confess that I did have A LOT to drink and there are a few gaps in my memory. Suffice to say, I still have a clear image in my head of going down on Lisa in a "romantically lit" toilet cubicle some hours into the night.

Things got pretty heavy as the night wore on. At one point, there were numerous couples engaging in oral sex which pretty soon progressed to full unashamedly loud sex (doggy-style seemed to be rather popular). Being the voyeur that I am, I contented myself with watching till it got too much (or rather, till I got too horny). We'd already agreed to go back to Jon and Lisa's hotel room, so we got our coats, ran off and grabbed the first taxi available.

What was the sex like? Brilliant!!! Lots (and lots and lots) of rough sex (I did say I liked it!), oral and anal play, toys included. At one point, I was sucking off Jon with Lisa's face buried in my pussy whilst Daniel fucked her from behind. Hours later, we were completely spent (and, dare I say it, contentedly sore). I'm not one for staying the night, so Daniel and I eventually ordered a taxi home.

I have to say, I'm still tingling remembering it all. Jon and Lisa did extend an invitation to a swingers party they're having in the middle of May. Unfortunately, we can't go as we've got family coming to stay over. I also have no idea when the next "proper" Fever party is but all I can say is, providing we're free, we'll be the first to sign up!!

*all names have been changed to protect the guilty

My prize pick of the day .... 25/04/07

Lovely Farting Women & Girls.......Cum To Me Sweethearts.......... - m4w - 27
Date: 2007-04-25, 8:48PM BST

I am an Italian, good looking, clean & safe. Sex is my hobby & I have a big one. I can accomodate [sic]. The only thing that turns me on - is farting girls & women......well when I am hopping in between her thighs she must fart loudly from her big round juicy ass.....does not matter if it smells bad - i dont [sic] mind at all......i love to suck cunts, fill them with cum & make them blow out the cum using cumfart techniques.......I make a woman cum 7 - 8 times when i take her to bed......& lastly when I am pounding her ass & doing anal she must fart so hard that her assholes must throw out my cock from her ass.....we all fart so why not become a little dirty.......especially white girls are very juicy, beautiful & dirty so maybe all you big bum beauties can cum to me & obliege [sic] me by having lovely discreet fuckfart [sic?] evening events.......remember to eat lots of beef & drink gallons of hot creamy choclate [sic] milk so that it helps you give big blows of fart when we both are banging inside the couch....dont [sic] you love to hear huge farting sounds coming from the ass which are accompanied by the wet blaping [sic] slippery sounds when the cock is banging your vagina ... women of any age & color can apply (so long as you have a lovely dripping & farting apple bottom bubble ass) but please send me a photo - no pics no reply - i'll wait for your replies..i'll take you for a heavy pork dinner so you can fart like a pig in the bed & from there we go to my place & start blaping & farting till our neighbours commit sucide [sic].....KISSES......

PS - What did I say about the weird things we Londoners get our kicks from ........ Welcome to a whole new level!

Again, rather ironic ...

Just got home a few minutes ago and saw I got my first ever comment from "Anonymous". The exact words were, "God this is so phoney!"

I'd chuckle if it weren't so ironic. So many men (that is, assuming "Anonymous" is a man) spend their whole time looking for that elusive female who enjoys casual guilt-free sex with men and has no problems displaying lesbian tendencies [so long as it's in front of them!]. The thing is, these women do exist. The problem is the single ones are few and far between, and way too discerning to waste their time with your average salivating neanderthal.

Ah well, negative attention is better than no attention. I mean, I'm putting all this on a blog! I'm obviously a frantic attention-seeking schizophrenic who's actually resident in a high-security psychiatric hospital ... ok, scratch the high-security psychiatric hospital bit, unless you count London as one. I mean, with all the weird things we Londoners get our kicks from, such a presumption wouldn't be too far off the truth. x

My prize pick of the day .... 24/04/07

Man stink - m4m - 38
Date: 2007-04-24, 4:21PM BST

Im [sic] looking for a dirty unwashed bloke. I love the stink of men pits feet dirtynob [sic] and hole, want to give you atongue [sic] bath .

Ideally some one dominant and apprecitate [sic] some one enjoying their smell.

builder copper scaoffolder [sic]

Keep on swinging!

I know I've been away for a while. It's been rather hectic at work and the "bosses" are giving me hell. To be honest, even my colleagues have been less than lovely lately. Everyone's stressed and tired out. Even the sunshine's done little to alleviate the dark cloud in the office. Ah well, it can only go up from here (fingers crossed!)

I haven't met anyone on CL for a while. The partner and I decided to get our "swing" on and had a great meet with a couple last weekend we met on AdultFriendFinder. We also got to try our local pub for the very first time [which has recently gone all "gastro" on us]. It's lovely and has got a huge beer patio out back. I should probably mention the cute barman with the blue eyes and a rather painful looking tattoo extending all the way down his left arm. I normally don't go for tattoos but I might make an exception in this case ...

Back to the couple, S* and D*. We had a chilled out drink in the pub before making our way to a hotel. You'll all be pleased to know that I got my very first compliment from S* at how good I am at ... ahem ... "lady love". Although I've had sex with a fair few women (both with the partner and solo), I have to confess I'm more straight than bi. Apparently, there's a word for this - "heteroflexible" [they seem to have words for everything these days ! ] The other half simply says it's because I "love dick too much". I must have a word with him about that unacceptable language ...

D* was ok. He looked a lot better in person than he did in their pictures online and had a great smile. The only issue I had was he came way too quickly. Seriously! Two licks and a suck, and it was all over - in my mouth, I should add. Thank god he didn't taste funky (to be fair, his is probably one of the nicest I've tasted and that's saying a lot! There are some really "funky-tasting" guys out there!). Maybe I should just take that as another compliment at just how good I am at "man love" - or "sucking dick", as the other half would say.

I keep learning so much from our swinging experiences but the best lesson I've learned (and keep learning) is that I'm a lucky girl - my partner definitely isn't lacking in the size department! And, despite what some women tell you, size DOES matter! Especially when you're into rough hard sex like I am :)

Well, that's it on the swinging for now. We're meant to be going to a Fever Open House later this week, and I just might let you know how that goes ....

*all names have been changed to protect the guilty