Paul* - October 2005 (Part Deux ... or is it?)

I got an email from Paul* last week. Considering I haven't seen, spoken to or emailed him since the last time we met up [close on two years ago], it was a bit of a surprise. Actually, it wasn't - you'd be amazed how persistent men can be, even if it is sporadic. (An example - I had great sessions of phone and cam sex with a guy in Sweden I met on IRC in early 2004. He still emails me to this very day, even though I haven't spoken to him since April 2004. For all he knows, I could be dead, but he STILL keeps trying! Admirable, sad, or just plain stalker-crazy - you decide.)

Anyway, I know I said I wouldn't meet up with him again, but temptation keeps rearing its ugly head - that, or just boredom with a splash of curiosity - but I must remember to keep my recent vow regarding attached men. Somehow, I think I'll be maintaining the status quo ...

*all names have been changed to protect the guilty

Craig* - March 2007

As I mentioned in my previous post, I met up with Craig* after he responded to my most recent post on CL. He was one of those kind enough to send a picture with his initial email. Lovely smile, albeit slightly cheesy (which he himself readily acknowledged).

We met up at Pagliacci on Kingsway [near Holborn]. As you can imagine, mistakes are easily made when meeting up with someone whom you've never seen before. And, no matter what some men say, pictures can (and do!) lie on a regular basis! Well, Craig's picture told the God honest truth (to be quite fair, his picture didn't do him justice). Not terribly tall, but a very cute face and the smile looked more pleasing and less cheesy in person. And he was all of 25! [My Daddy issues are dissipating!] Mid-conversation, I was wondering just how soon we would end up in bed together when - horror of horrors - he admitted he had a girlfriend! Yes, yes, I can hear you all screaming, "well, that's never bothered you before!", but hey, people change! Think of it as one of my numerous New Year resolutions .... [one of which I ended up breaking on the stroke of midnight at a swingers' club in Paris ... :)]

So no, I didn't take things further, though Lord knows I wanted to. We were in the bar for all of three hours, but it didn't feel like it, we got on that well. Amongst other things, we swapped horror stories (sexual and non-sexual) and I got a peek at his girlfriend's picture, a drop dead gorgeous Scandinavian who was apparently away on holiday in Asia for a month. You know, sometimes I just can't understand why men who end up with stunners jeopardize that with sordid thrills. It makes absolutely no sense to me [but then again, I'm not a man.]

Craig*, if you're reading this - my offer still stands. Call me if and when you end up single or, failing that, if you AND your girlfriend would like to play [What can I say? I'm greedy!]

Result: no sex (not even a kiss, I was being that pious!)
Contact: further contact a definite (and much desired!!) possibility ....

*all names have been changed to protect the guilty

My prize pick of the day .... 19/03/07

An Invitation - m4w - 28
Date: 2007-03-19, 12:41PM GMT

Hi,

I'd like to spank your bottom, I'd like [to] make you laugh.
I'd like to sign your gorgeous breasts with my gorgeous autograph.
I'd like to turn you over, I'd like to fondle you and feel
I'd like to hear your oragasm [sic], as long as it is real.

If you're in a kimono, and I am in my clothes,
I'd open it and kiss your breasts and fiddle with your nose.
I'd take you out for dinner, I'd take you out for drinks,
I'd be thninking [sic] dreadful thoughts about you, you dirty little minx.

If you could just stand naked, I would watch on bare,
I'd examine your bits and bobs intently, and stroke your luscious hair.
I'd kiss you on the mouth, and screw you in your toot,
I'd happily change my aftershave if you really didn't like Brut.

I have had enough.

I am an international man of mystery, and I think you are an adventurous person who would like to meet me in a public place, and then spend the days and nights rolling around in bed.

You should be female, nervous, and keen to get out of the cold and let me into your pants. I expect you toput [sic] up a bit of resistance as you are a lady, as I am a gent, eg: 'Oh no I couldn't possibly - tee hee'.

You should be wise and funny, and probably quite mad, as otherwise you wouldn't be playing on here anyway.

SEND A PHOTO!!!

Yours sincerely,

XXXX

PS - A headless pic of the so-called "International Man of Mystery" was attached. Let's just say a grubby black t-shirt and faded jeans (and a half-rate digital camera) don't cut it.

Ironic, isn't it? - March 2007

I placed a post on CL earlier this month which ended up being flagged for some reason or the other. It's rather stupid that women's posts get flagged up simply because they are posted by women - most men on CL seem to be so disillusioned that they simply can't entertain the possibility of a real non-escorting female posting on there. Ah well, their loss. Just in case you were wondering what the post was:

Ironic, isn't it? - w4m

The men who post on here looking for fun that then go running when they get an actual response from a real attractive female who proves who she says she is on cam, isn't looking for a millionaire or to get paid for doing God knows what. Apparently, I came across as so normal that something just had to be amiss.

Well, there isn't. I'm young, happy in my current situation and like safe casual sex as much as the next person. Yes, like every other female that posts on here, I'm picky. They go for a man with a big wallet assuming that he'll have a brain to match. I neither want nor need your cash. All I ask is that you're attractive with a brain, coupled with an ability to speak proper English and spell. Not asking much, am I? Though with the state/comprehensive education system in this country, I just might be ...

If you're interested, feel free to send an email with or without a pic. Just don't keep your hopes up if you go with the latter. And please, please, please, I really can't stand "dick" pics. If I wanted to collect those, all I'd have to do is type in the word "dick" on Google image search.

I did get a huge number of emails before it was flagged and met up with Craig*, one of those who responded. More on that later this week ....

PS - You'd be amazed how many guys actually entered the word "dick" on Google. In case you were wondering, it mostly brings up pictures of Dick Cheney. An in-joke, but a few guys didn't get it and kept emailing to tell me I was wrong. Get a sense of humour, people!!! (or, failing that, a life!) :D

*all names have been changed to protect the guilty

My prize pick of the day .... 17/03/07

Foot fetish? Want to jerk off into a hot woman's shoe? ... - m4m - 32
Date: 2007-03-17, 11:23AM GMT

yes it sounds a little kinky but if you've clicked here, you're a little turned on by the idea!
Women's legs n feet turn oyu [sic] on? I get it. I've got a pair of suede heels left behind by an old flatmate. Fancy getting a little kinky with that soft leather on the inside?

If you've a wife or girlfriend,fancy nickign [sic] one of theirs and bringing along?!

Get in touch - home, horny and bored today - can you tell?

str8 32 m, camden

My prize pick of the day .... 16/03/07

ARE YOU DARING? - m4w - 42
Date: 2007-03-16, 2:43PM GMT

I'm a good-looking, 42 year old, fun-loving guy desperately seeking a date for tonight for the disco. I'm looking for someone 35-45 who is daring and also loves fun and has no inhibitions 'cos the catch is that tonight is the world-famous Starkers nude disco. You can keep your bikini bottom on (although I hope you're braver than that!) but I promise to reveal all!
Let's have a fun night.

Cary* - October 2005

Yet another response to my CL post. Cary* was a divorced ex-partner of a City firm who had decided to branch out into other things. I still can't be entirely sure how old he is - suffice to say, he has two fully grown up children. We hit it off on email, and have been chatting ever since, though we are yet to meet. Why? I have no idea! Something always seems to come up, and I'm a tad concerned that he's a bit too old for me.

He's really entertaining though, and a bit of an unashamed promiscuous male slut - oops, sorry, "playboy", "Casanova" etc who has a penchant for younger females, it would seem. We've cultivated a rather strange repertoire where we can spend ages discussing nothing over Skype. He's given me advice on work and has even been known, on occasion, to proof read job applications I've submitted. As I said before, I have major Daddy issues!

Am I being a tease by not meeting up with him? Perhaps, but even I doubt he'd want to meet up after all this time. Build one's hopes up, and one is bound to get disappointed. Although, never say never .....

Result: no sex
Contact: no physical contact as of yet ....

*all names have been changed to protect the guilty

My prize pick of the day .... 15/03/07

Piss Drinking Oral Slave seeks Young Pussy to worship - m4w - 44
Date: 2007-03-15, 6:28AM GMT

Piss Drinking Oral Slave seeks young pussy
If you would like your young pussy or ass licked clean and worshipped by this sophisticated older man I would love to hear from you . Holes dripping with other men’s cum and women during their periods welcome . Come on sit on my face .
Daytimes preferred .

Paul* - October 2005

Paul* was a blondey-grey commuting "City boy" in his 40s, married with two little boys and a stay-at-home wife. Not terribly attractive, but he did have this filthy look in his eyes that I liked, kind of like the actor William Fichtner (or maybe I was just projecting!). Again, he responded to an ad I had placed and we met up for a drink at a bar on Fleet Street. This was a bit of a question-answer session along the lines of "When did you lose your virginity?", "What's the filthiest thing you've ever done?", "Have you ever been paid for sex?" etc. Just in case you were wondering, the answers to the above were "12", "a gang-bang with five guys", and "yes**".

[** I slept with a friend of my dad's who, on leaving the hotel we'd booked, placed a considerable amount money on the bedside table. I think it was hush money, though, Lord knows, he didn't have to. My father would have killed him, and then come after me! I obviously have some serious Daddy issues! lol]

Back to Paul. We decided not to take things any further and hopped in a cab to London Bridge. Black cab drivers must get the best shows on earth. There must always be people "getting to know each other better" in the back! I did get a tad put off by something Paul said, and figured I wasn't about to become some other token (?) girl, so sex at any time in the present or future was DEFINITELY out! Despite that, I still got to check out the "merchandise" in a hidden corner near London Bridge station. Let's just say, I've seen better (I'm terribly mean!). And no, I didn't suck him off, but I did get to watch him jack off (poor thing hit a spot on his lovely Italian suit! lol). I can be such a dirty little voyeur ... :D

Result: no sex
Contact: no further contact

*all names have been changed to protect the guilty

Aman* - October 2005

Aman* responded to a post I put up on CL in 2005. He was an Indian-born Oxbrige-educated lawyer in his 30s. I realise that makes him sound rather pompous, but he was far from it. Disturbingly, he reminded me of my father (in personality only! hehe), though, I hasten to add, that isn't necessarily a terrible thing (love you, Daddy!). We met up for a drink in a bar just off Regent Street, and hit it off. I have to say, he wasn't the best kisser, but his tongue got put to better uses later :) I still don't understand how someone who isn't a great kisser can be amazing at giving oral ....

Aaaanyway, amusingly, we spent the better part of the afternoon in a black cab looking for a suitable hotel in West London (thankfully, we're both hotel snobs!), during which we got to "know each other better". He even offered to take me shopping! [See girls - sometimes you receive when you don't ask!] Unfortunately, I didn't take him up on the offer (and my imaginary Chloe Paddington bag slipped further and further away from my grasp *sob*..............). I guess it was a combination of pride, and guilt - he was married with a heavily-pregnant wife who, as I understood, had kind of gone off sex. Pity - he wasn't bad at all (although I personally would have preferred a" longer" session ....)

I never did see him again after that. He sent me an email a couple of months later asking to meet up, TWO WEEKS after his wife had finally dropped the sprog. That proved a bit too much for me. I mean, at least give it a few months! That's a time when you should be expending all your energy on your new kid and your poor wife. Ah well, I suppose I'm not one to judge ....

Result: sex
Contact: no further contact

*all names have been changed to protect the guilty

Does it really work?

That's the question most people seem to have on their minds when they visit the Casual Encounters section of the London page for Craigslist. In answer to the question - yes, it does, but for the fair and lucky few.

I'll make it simple. You get certain calibres of posters, some of which I have included below:
1. Straight men looking for straight women
2. Gay men looking for gay men
3. Straight men looking for gay men
4. Straight men looking for straight men

[(3) and (4) are obviously either very confused or in complete denial! - and usually married!]

5. Men who pose as females looking for men
6. Photo/Pic collectors ie men who simply like to build up their stash of amateur porn
7. The erotic "literatti" ie men who [foolishly!] fancy themselves as erotica connoisseurs, and love to regale us with tales of wanton sex and female moistness [you get the idea ...]
8. The serial posters ie men that put up the exact same post(s) every single day
9. Escorts (both male and female) touting for business
10. Couples looking for men to fuck the wife/wives
11. Couples looking for that special single bi woman [my advice - much easier to find a couple with a bi woman!]

... and last, but not least ...

12. Real females looking for casual sex ["sugar daddy" and/or monetary payment neither desired nor expected]

As you might imagine, those who fit into category (12) are few and far between, but yes, we do exist. Or perhaps, I should say, "I exist!". More often than not, the posts most men put on there looking for "us" are either scary, off-putting, or downright hilarious. Case in point:

am like the energizer bunny ... - m4w - 26
Date: 2007-03-14, 8:17PM GMT
i keep going and going and going.
am looking for ladies who are after a young good looking guy who can give them what they want. so if you’re interested pop me a mail and let’s sort something out.
cheers
m
(accompanied by the obligatory "dick pic")

Seriously?!

So what are we - sorry - what am I looking for? Someone that comes across as normal. What's that? You'll see soon enough ...