My Prize Pick of the Day ... 08/08/07 (It's a tie!!!)

Sexy lips... - w4m - 28
Date: 2007-08-08, 10:23AM BST

I would like to do lips enhancement and booked a visit on the 15th of August.

It is gonna cost me £370.

Who would like to make it happen? :)

I would like to meet one guy only! I am not into many so do not bother if you are not happy to offer your help in full.
It is gonna be a one off meeting at your place for a couple of hours to show you how grateful I can be :) I promise, you will never regret it..This includes sex, not a BJ only! I am very open minded in a bed deparrment and happy to explore other scenes too (3sums, swinger clubs, fetish, role plays, etc)

Me: young, tall, curvy, great tanned body, high maintenance and kinky blonde :)

I would like to know something about you before we meet and see your face picture, I do not go for blind dates. If you are younger than 27 please do not reply to this post.


This is a very genuine ad and I require genuine replies.

Offer ends on the 14th of August!

[I would like to get a personal trainer but it's going to cost me £400 a month. Who would like to make it happen? :-) Obviously, if you just so happen to be a hot personal trainer yourself, all the better! We can forego the £400 and, in exchange, I'd like a rock hard _______ ]

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 08/08/07

mature woman to cum in my mouth - m4w - 45
Date: 2007-08-08, 10:14AM BST

you must be STD free. I'll come along lick you off make you cum in my mouth and be gone. MUST be under size 16 Would help if you could pay my fares as am unemployed at moment* Extra points if married with kids more chance of being STD free...

[Erm, when did I miss the memo that we could now recoup travel costs from our casual encounters???]

* emphasis added by Ed

Gossip

I'm like every other red-blooded female out there - I love a good bit of gossip. Even malicious gossip has its place - just so long as it isn't directed at me. I have to admit I do waste a lot of time during the day looking at gossip blogs. Sad, but true. Then again, it's just like daydreaming - totally useless, but we all still do it once in a while.

Anyway, there are so many "celebrity" gossip blogs out there that there really is something for everyone. But my absolute fave has to be Dlisted.com. MK, the guy who writes it, is absolutely hilarious and has the tongue of a viper. I could learn a thing or two from him about really mean put-downs ... He's also, lest I fail to mention, an equal opportunity blogger. Everyone that knows me knows that I'm all for equality and diversity in all things. Unlike other "unmentioned" blogs where the blogger is fairly selective about who and what they write about (those who waste as much time on these things as I do will know who I'm talking about), with MK, what you see is what you get - evil, humorous wit in its truest form. So long live dlisted!

PS - If he just so happens to read this, damn you for getting me addicted!!!
PPS - Feel free to send a cheque in the post for such marvellous product placement!

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 07/08/07

afternoon fun? - m4w - 43
Date: 2007-08-07, 10:16AM BST

looking for a young student or single mum to have some afternoon fun with today. Will bring my wallet and come to a happy comprimise [sic]. I am good looking,clean and discreet. Good body so come on ladies...we could have a great time. Hope to hear soon x

[Ok, why is this a "Prize Pick", I hear you ask? There's just something rather saddening and repulsive about these "Pyotr Petrovich Luzhin"s on Craigslist. For some strange reason, they seem to believe that they are "too good" for a regular escort and, instead, seek to prey on people who are most likely down on their luck and, as a result, rather vulnerable. Then again, who am I to judge what most people might claim is simply an exchange of required services ... *sigh*]

PS - I'm obviously in a miserable, overly-pious mood today. Don't worry. It will pass (probably a lot sooner than it should ...)

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 06/08/07

cheesy nob - m4m
Date: 2007-08-06, 10:08AM BST

hi fellas any one with an unwashed cheesy helmet, love the smell taste and being forced to clean it slowly...builder copper geeza wnated [sic]

Suitable anniversary activity

Daniel and I have our anniversary coming up, and we're not entirely sure what to do. We've been together for quite a while now and it would be nice to do something special, perhaps even something different. At the moment, I'm torn between a hum-drum meal at a restaurant, or sorting out a special "party" (me, him and a few others).

Was talking to Mark the other day, and he mentioned he'd been to Spearmint Rhino recently. Don't worry, he thought it was shit too, but he also mentioned Stringfellows as well. That's one thing I'm yet to do (go to a female strip club) and who better to share the experience with than Daniel? I do wonder whether there's something rather tasteless about it, especially as an anniversary thing but, then again, how much more tasteful would a swingers party be?

Decisions, decisions, decisions ... if anyone has a better idea, do let me know.

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 04/08/07

I will pay to smell men's sweaty socks - 38
Date: 2007-08-04, 8:18AM BST

love to worship your sweaty socks and kiss your feet sir,thats all i want master, come and relax , have a beer, and put yor sweaty feet in my face as i worship you, please can i give you thirty quid to earn permission to kiss your soles. very genuine, goodlooking and submissive

[I knew Craigslist wouldn't keep disappointing me ... :-)]