Showing posts with label Prize pick of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prize pick of the day. Show all posts

Monday, 1 October 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 01/10/07

adult baby needs wet nappy changing Age: 36
Date: Monday 1st October

hi,, i,m a adult nappy wearer,,it,s my fetish,,,i love wearing and wetting my nappies,,its not easy to find a place to change my nappy...so if any woman would not mind me useing her place to change my wet nappy,, or you can if you like/////// ealing area please or surrounding areas,,,all the best,, wetnappy

(Today's prize pick comes to you courtesy of Gumtree, a site full of rich pickings. Craigslist definitely needs to up its game!)

Monday, 3 September 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 03/09/07

Tube strike - m4w - 41
Date: 2007-09-03, 12:45PM BST

Would anyone like to make the best of the tube strike tonight or tomorrow? I am a good-looking, fit City professional with a lovely river-view flat -- no tube required. Drinks, a nice dinner, and somewhere to stat [sic] tonight, walkable to the City tomorrow morning!

[You have to love the creativity of this post - pity I only use the overland rail to get to work ... ]

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 28/08/07

My wife is asleep. Want to cum on her? - mw4mm - 32
Date: 2007-08-28, 2:01AM BST


We're an American couple here on vacation. We decided to go out for some dinner and drinks and my wife has become completely hammered and is passed out on our hotel bed. I would love to see a guy come over and masturbate over her if you can be quiet. Think you're up for this?

[Once again, let us rejoice in the consistency that is Craigslist-London!]

Sunday, 19 August 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 19/08/07

Tart With A Heart? - m4w - 60 (Have car can travel)
Date: 2007-08-19, 10:08PM BST


I'm a 60 year old man with impotence caused by a combination of illness (nothing life threatening nor contagious) and old age.

However, I have an insatiable libido and I'm looking for some mutual oral enjoyment. Although I am unable to fuck you senseless, I have honed my oral skills to almost an art form and can lick you to the point of orgasm and beyond.

Perhaps you would like to reciprocate and endeavour to blow some life into my flacid, wrinkled pathetic little cock?

I'm sure that with the right partner, a little patience and some tlc, we can get this thing licked.

I cannot accommodate but can travel.

[He really knows how to make it sound so appealing ... Poor thing ...]

Monday, 13 August 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 13/08/07

Seeking Secks - m4m - 27
Date: 2007-08-13, 12:39PM BST


I'm str8 and engaged, but not sure why I love sucking cock so much *** .....

[*** Hmmm, could it be because you're actually - shock, horror - bi/gay???]
P.S. - Couldn't be arsed pasting the rest :-)

Wednesday, 8 August 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 08/08/07 (It's a tie!!!)

Sexy lips... - w4m - 28
Date: 2007-08-08, 10:23AM BST


I would like to do lips enhancement and booked a visit on the 15th of August.

It is gonna cost me £370.

Who would like to make it happen? :)

I would like to meet one guy only! I am not into many so do not bother if you are not happy to offer your help in full.
It is gonna be a one off meeting at your place for a couple of hours to show you how grateful I can be :) I promise, you will never regret it..This includes sex, not a BJ only! I am very open minded in a bed deparrment and happy to explore other scenes too (3sums, swinger clubs, fetish, role plays, etc)

Me: young, tall, curvy, great tanned body, high maintenance and kinky blonde :)

I would like to know something about you before we meet and see your face picture, I do not go for blind dates. If you are younger than 27 please do not reply to this post.


This is a very genuine ad and I require genuine replies.

Offer ends on the 14th of August!

[I would like to get a personal trainer but it's going to cost me £400 a month. Who would like to make it happen? :-) Obviously, if you just so happen to be a hot personal trainer yourself, all the better! We can forego the £400 and, in exchange, I'd like a rock hard _______ ]

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 08/08/07

mature woman to cum in my mouth - m4w - 45
Date: 2007-08-08, 10:14AM BST


you must be STD free. I'll come along lick you off make you cum in my mouth and be gone. MUST be under size 16 Would help if you could pay my fares as am unemployed at moment* Extra points if married with kids more chance of being STD free...

[Erm, when did I miss the memo that we could now recoup travel costs from our casual encounters???]

* emphasis added by Ed

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 07/08/07

afternoon fun? - m4w - 43
Date: 2007-08-07, 10:16AM BST


looking for a young student or single mum to have some afternoon fun with today. Will bring my wallet and come to a happy comprimise [sic]. I am good looking,clean and discreet. Good body so come on ladies...we could have a great time. Hope to hear soon x

[Ok, why is this a "Prize Pick", I hear you ask? There's just something rather saddening and repulsive about these "Pyotr Petrovich Luzhin"s on Craigslist. For some strange reason, they seem to believe that they are "too good" for a regular escort and, instead, seek to prey on people who are most likely down on their luck and, as a result, rather vulnerable. Then again, who am I to judge what most people might claim is simply an exchange of required services ... *sigh*]

PS - I'm obviously in a miserable, overly-pious mood today. Don't worry. It will pass (probably a lot sooner than it should ...)

Monday, 6 August 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 06/08/07

cheesy nob - m4m
Date: 2007-08-06, 10:08AM BST


hi fellas any one with an unwashed cheesy helmet, love the smell taste and being forced to clean it slowly...builder copper geeza wnated [sic]

Saturday, 4 August 2007

My Prize Pick of the Day ... 04/08/07

I will pay to smell men's sweaty socks - 38
Date: 2007-08-04, 8:18AM BST


love to worship your sweaty socks and kiss your feet sir,thats all i want master, come and relax , have a beer, and put yor sweaty feet in my face as i worship you, please can i give you thirty quid to earn permission to kiss your soles. very genuine, goodlooking and submissive

[I knew Craigslist wouldn't keep disappointing me ... :-)]

Thursday, 2 August 2007

Gumtree!!!

In recognition of the fact that there are just as many crazy people on there (if not more!) than they have on Craigslist London, Gumtree has been added to the honor role on "My Sites of Interest". For those in the dark, please look to the right.

To welcome Gumtree to the fold, I have a special Gumtree Prize Pick of the Day:

Calling human females Age 55
Date: Thursday 2 August


Calling Human Females

I will be visiting your delightful planet in the near future and have been instructed To take up residence in a city called “London” the location will be in the NW of that city in an area called Kilburn.

As a visitor to your delightful planet I have been tasked with finding out more about your methods of reproduction, to that end I am seeking volunteers who would like the opportunity to help interplanetary relations expand in hitherto unexplored directions.

The subject (me) has assumed the appearance of a human male of approx 55 years of age (but surprisingly we have ascertained that he actually looks younger).

He is (in local measurements) 6 feet 3 inches tall and weighs around 13 stone, and is “ahem” built in proportion. Whatever THAT means.

He has eyes of blue (very strange you Earth people. BLUE eyes?) Short brown hair with I’m told a neat beard.

Fortunately for you the very attractive 3rd and 4th eyes have been concealed, as has been the beautiful bright blue and green skin of my people, I have also been told that the majority of your females would not appreciate the natural color of our eyes. Or the tentacles that grow from the back of our skull, so they have of course been concealed (which is VERY uncomfortable for me)

I have been allocated my own accommodation so privacy can be maintained to protect your identity .

Should you wish to be one of the lucky (?) females please observe the following conditions

1.You should be at least 5feet 6 inches tall and in proportion, by which we mean your weight should be in proportion to your height (we have been asked to find healthy specimens only. …Sorry)

2.In age you should be between 30 years of age and no more than that of the apparent age of the subject (me), which is 55 years of age.

3.Eye and hair color is not of great importance, what IS more important is that you possess both.

4.A sense of humor would also be appreciated.

Since this posting to your planet is likely to be a long one I would appreciate a longer term relationship, which would give me much greater opportunity for study.

Looking forward to teaching you all the wonderful things we get up to on my planet, Karma Sutra………. huh……….for beginners!

In anticipation, I am ……Kzztip

(There was a pic at the end so, for those who are interested, feel free to click the titled link! Please also get in touch so I can give you the number of my psychiatrist ...)

Monday, 30 July 2007

My prize pick of the day .... 30/07/07

Anyone Into Age Play? I'll Be Your Baby - m4w - 38
Date: 2007-07-30, 8:54AM BST


I am 38 year old businessman. I really like age play and I love being a baby, complete with dummy, nappy (no peeing unless okay with you, and definitely nothing else), baby food, bottle with juice, etc.

This can include sex or not include sex.

Alternatively I am looking for a woman to be my "babysitter" - all you do is give me my bottle/baby food, change my nappy (peeing only if ok with you), wiping down my ****, lotioning me up, maybe giving me a bath, settling me in for bed, giving me my dummy. Could make this a regular thing.

I REALLY want to explore this as soon as possible, if you're willing to provide the items, even better! I am available anytime that is good for both of us.

I'm British, good looking and fun!!

(Peeing myself with laughter ... [only if ok with you!])

Sunday, 6 May 2007

My prize pick of the day .... 06/05/07

I'd like to put my toe in your bottom. - 20
Date: 2007-05-06, 4:41PM BST

Hello,

I'd like to put my toe in your bottom. I have two big toes, one with a regular nail, and the other with no nail or nail bed. This means I can guarantee a uniquely smooth toe-in-bum experience, or if you like a bit of rough, I can use the nailed one, or both.

No timewasters.


PS - I normally don't post photos, but this you HAD to see!! hehe

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

My prize pick of the day .... 25/04/07

Lovely Farting Women & Girls.......Cum To Me Sweethearts.......... - m4w - 27
Date: 2007-04-25, 8:48PM BST

I am an Italian, good looking, clean & safe. Sex is my hobby & I have a big one. I can accomodate [sic]. The only thing that turns me on - is farting girls & women......well when I am hopping in between her thighs she must fart loudly from her big round juicy ass.....does not matter if it smells bad - i dont [sic] mind at all......i love to suck cunts, fill them with cum & make them blow out the cum using cumfart techniques.......I make a woman cum 7 - 8 times when i take her to bed......& lastly when I am pounding her ass & doing anal she must fart so hard that her assholes must throw out my cock from her ass.....we all fart so why not become a little dirty.......especially white girls are very juicy, beautiful & dirty so maybe all you big bum beauties can cum to me & obliege [sic] me by having lovely discreet fuckfart [sic?] evening events.......remember to eat lots of beef & drink gallons of hot creamy choclate [sic] milk so that it helps you give big blows of fart when we both are banging inside the couch....dont [sic] you love to hear huge farting sounds coming from the ass which are accompanied by the wet blaping [sic] slippery sounds when the cock is banging your vagina ... women of any age & color can apply (so long as you have a lovely dripping & farting apple bottom bubble ass) but please send me a photo - no pics no reply - i'll wait for your replies..i'll take you for a heavy pork dinner so you can fart like a pig in the bed & from there we go to my place & start blaping & farting till our neighbours commit sucide [sic].....KISSES......

PS - What did I say about the weird things we Londoners get our kicks from ........ Welcome to a whole new level!

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

My prize pick of the day .... 24/04/07

Man stink - m4m - 38
Date: 2007-04-24, 4:21PM BST

Im [sic] looking for a dirty unwashed bloke. I love the stink of men pits feet dirtynob [sic] and hole, want to give you atongue [sic] bath .

Ideally some one dominant and apprecitate [sic] some one enjoying their smell.

builder copper scaoffolder [sic]

Monday, 19 March 2007

My prize pick of the day .... 19/03/07

An Invitation - m4w - 28
Date: 2007-03-19, 12:41PM GMT

Hi,

I'd like to spank your bottom, I'd like [to] make you laugh.
I'd like to sign your gorgeous breasts with my gorgeous autograph.
I'd like to turn you over, I'd like to fondle you and feel
I'd like to hear your oragasm [sic], as long as it is real.

If you're in a kimono, and I am in my clothes,
I'd open it and kiss your breasts and fiddle with your nose.
I'd take you out for dinner, I'd take you out for drinks,
I'd be thninking [sic] dreadful thoughts about you, you dirty little minx.

If you could just stand naked, I would watch on bare,
I'd examine your bits and bobs intently, and stroke your luscious hair.
I'd kiss you on the mouth, and screw you in your toot,
I'd happily change my aftershave if you really didn't like Brut.

I have had enough.

I am an international man of mystery, and I think you are an adventurous person who would like to meet me in a public place, and then spend the days and nights rolling around in bed.

You should be female, nervous, and keen to get out of the cold and let me into your pants. I expect you toput [sic] up a bit of resistance as you are a lady, as I am a gent, eg: 'Oh no I couldn't possibly - tee hee'.

You should be wise and funny, and probably quite mad, as otherwise you wouldn't be playing on here anyway.

SEND A PHOTO!!!

Yours sincerely,

XXXX

PS - A headless pic of the so-called "International Man of Mystery" was attached. Let's just say a grubby black t-shirt and faded jeans (and a half-rate digital camera) don't cut it.

Saturday, 17 March 2007

My prize pick of the day .... 17/03/07

Foot fetish? Want to jerk off into a hot woman's shoe? ... - m4m - 32
Date: 2007-03-17, 11:23AM GMT

yes it sounds a little kinky but if you've clicked here, you're a little turned on by the idea!
Women's legs n feet turn oyu [sic] on? I get it. I've got a pair of suede heels left behind by an old flatmate. Fancy getting a little kinky with that soft leather on the inside?

If you've a wife or girlfriend,fancy nickign [sic] one of theirs and bringing along?!

Get in touch - home, horny and bored today - can you tell?

str8 32 m, camden

Friday, 16 March 2007

My prize pick of the day .... 16/03/07

ARE YOU DARING? - m4w - 42
Date: 2007-03-16, 2:43PM GMT

I'm a good-looking, 42 year old, fun-loving guy desperately seeking a date for tonight for the disco. I'm looking for someone 35-45 who is daring and also loves fun and has no inhibitions 'cos the catch is that tonight is the world-famous Starkers nude disco. You can keep your bikini bottom on (although I hope you're braver than that!) but I promise to reveal all!
Let's have a fun night.

Thursday, 15 March 2007

My prize pick of the day .... 15/03/07

Piss Drinking Oral Slave seeks Young Pussy to worship - m4w - 44
Date: 2007-03-15, 6:28AM GMT

Piss Drinking Oral Slave seeks young pussy
If you would like your young pussy or ass licked clean and worshipped by this sophisticated older man I would love to hear from you . Holes dripping with other men’s cum and women during their periods welcome . Come on sit on my face .
Daytimes preferred .